Asexuality is a difficult mistress when your friends don't "get it".

Tamora from Titus Andronicus is also a difficult mistress...therefore I should sleep before my Macbeth auditions tomorrow so I can actually remember my monologue.

Blech, I have to rise before 9 AM, what a bitch. Consciousness at a time when the sun is up. Christ, what is the world coming to?